Shit!!;)

The following promises to be a butt-load of crap..but then again..like the Surf Excel ['Daag achhe hain 'ad]..I imagine the advertisers of Harpic saying 'Crap acche hain!' to convince myself in order to keep up with the weird nonsense my mind is conjuring up right now.Wow..I'm unminding my own mind!! --My mind became the butt of the kannada jokes..the likes of which are--[Diversion No 1]

Suryan ge torcha?!


Conductor ge ticketaa?!:P


You get the idea!

Before Diversion 2 comes along I'll get to the main point of this post..SHIT!Just a couple of days ago, I happened to watch this movie-500 days of Summer. Absolute bullshit!Well, boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. A couple of days and a dozen of make-out sessions later-Boy's fallen for the girl, loves her, skips along in the park, hugs strangers in his merriment on having found the perfect girl.[*yawn*]The girl says 'Err..this is going nowhere. Lets just be friends'![*Way to go girl!Clap clap clap!*] Well you get the idea. Nothing profound about the movie --except for one dialogue; The dialogue delivered by the love-crazed maniac after being dumped by 'the one'.He says[while referring to his job as a greeting card writer] -- 'There's enough shit in this world without me contributing to it." I paused the player, stared outside the window for one long moment, an act which my family would've mistaken for a momentary black-out taking over me had they been in the room] ..I asked myself if the same was true in my case. Would there be no difference if I stopped contributing shit to this world?![And for all you extra creative[?] people shit is not a similie for potty!!]
The answer clearly rang in my head!And for the first time in ages I got an affirmative, almost encouraging answer from somewhere within the depths of my [?] [head mind or heart?!It's all very confusing when people use different allusions to the same squeaky, irritating voice that originates in places unknown within the body!--crap!Diversion No -2...Dammit!]
As I was saying I got an affirmative, almost encouraging answer from ___[I give up! you decide!]It seemed to show confidence and pride in my skills of making up shit! And for the first time ever in my pessimistic existence I found hope; a hope that guaranteed the fact that I was sent to planet earth for a special purpose..even if it meant making up shit. ![Yay mee!!]
Okay..Unminding my mind in order to mind it was kinda weird.Now I'm minding it to help it unmind itself..
Shit time up! Sadly, I've to allot my time to the different kinds of crap that confounds me. The crap being my course "Optic Fibres" in this case..Peace Out Amigos!!:)


PS-[Legal Diversion no 3 :P]If you're grumbling by now, I'd warned you that it was going to be a butt-load of crap!
Oh! Talking about crap reminds me-A kickass 'crap' joke features in Paa..[the real crap--don't be alarmed though- nothing graphical has been included;)]