Dream 1:Jai Ho?!dont think so!

This happened a few days ago...

Happened to hear that Frieda Pinto's the next Bond girl and was disgusted with the news.Went on to surmise what would have happened if I knew A.R. personally..[:P]This insane thought costed me a few hours of dreamless sleep:(

Dingy rooms...Dark corridors like alleyways...familiar..very familiar..

The next second a huge book blocks my view...Its yellow,soft-bound with the name 'Yarborough' printed across it.My mind flips through all the monstrous books we've been made to digest..A linear search or a bubble search [god knows which!] results in 'Logic DEsign by Yarborough'I look around and see people running helter-skelter towards the lab.

Must be internals I figure...

It's around 12:30pm.A few people i know come in complete desi apparel.Not very surprising,especially during the internal time:P.

Suddenly the man of the moment makes an entrance.We pray its Venkatesh Sir,the ultra cool new lecturer who's hardly a year or two  senior to us.Luck shines scorchingly on us!Turns out its the OScar winner A.R saab!

The scene's almost comical.HE enters,smiles and waves...The extra tensed,sleep deprived friends of mine stand up and begin to cheer..loud and enthusiastic..completely forgetting that an exam would commence in a few minutes.Ashwin and a few other die hard fans stand up and salute as though the national anthem is being sung.He responds in kind and then makes an announcement that numbs us all.

"Yes thank you"..The applause and the cheer slowly dies.

"Your test has been postponed for twelve hours .It will precisely start at 12:30 am."

Manju and Kiran hug and jump around like long lost brothers.Ashwin bows his head in great respect for AR.The Gandhi's swear under their breath.The girls make  hurried phone calls back home.

Anyway the dingy rooms and labs get dingier by the minute...Everyone's groggy eyed..Its almost 12:00 am..And I'm about to puke on the book..The atrocious ____ that had befallen us was mind numbing![___ because I really dunno if the situation was nice or crappy!]On one hand we had AR inv

igilating us..On the other we've to wait for 12 hours for a LOGIC DESIGN test!Whatta crappy logic and a creepier design!!At this point of time...I  wake myself up..curse again and fall flat. .As strange it would seem the dream continues..but its all very hazy..AR introduces us to his fiance who's teeth on the upper left mandible seems to be strangely blackened...Gives her an initially awkward but a tight bearhug,asks her to take care of us.So at 12:30 am,Logic Design internal..and who's the proctor?!A lady with half a jaw that's white and the rest black!!!!How much more crappier can a situation get?!?!

By this time I am so infuriated I wake myself up again..look outta the window...thank my fortune for having never met AR and finally go back to dreamless sleep...

FYI:My cousin's had the fortune of meeting him though..:)

I've uploaded a pic of the same...

Way to go Vasu!!;)

DREAM DIARY....

Well..Itš been happening for quite some time(by some time I mean a couple of years..:P)People I know have laughed at it,scolded me for it..even been embarassed by it.But most importantly they've always wanted to listen to it...My dreams ....are what they call...an enigma..they've a flow thatš extremely difficult to foresee.I wake myself up sometimes in the night to stop the madness of it all..but once the shutter closes...I'm back in the same game again!Damn!!!Anyway Ive come to the conclusion that thereš no stopping them .I guess I can bear this ultra creative torture by simply sharing it with you!;)
So here we go...Youŗe gonna fret..Youŗe gonna laugh..Youŗe gonna cry..at the madness of it all..
Dont tell me I didn't warn you before....
[Im jus blogging the latest dream that I can remember...nothing goes in order..]
Caution:Nothing stated below is real.It is purely ficticious and a unique work of art contributed by my sub-conscious mind.Any resemblance to your semblance is purely co-incidental;)

Agent Krithi reporting :P

A bright sunny morning.

She was happy!It was the perfect day..

She felt her heart sing...

H-a-p-p-y!

We are happy why not try!

Skip smile thoughtout the day 

Happiness is here to stay!

It's a sunny,funny day!

Flowers and trees in their happiness sway..

Hey HEy!

Skip smile throughtout the day!

HAppiness is here to stay!

Chop Chop Chop goes the horse..

Up and down it hops and trots,

The sparrow lilts,the cuckoo sings;

The squirrels dance ting-a-ling-a-ling!

Soooooooo be

H-A-P-P-Y!!!

She sang,the glow shone on her face ,she was giggling..she was joyous and why not?!The world was at her feet!!And what happened in the next few seconds was ....well..it's what people call 'a once in a blue moon occurence'

She turned to her right and in a matter of seconds...she'd almost had her first kiss!

Sounds like a fairy-tail doesnt it?!

Wanna know what really happened?!

:D

She got down from the departmental alleyway with a group of her friends,she was undoubtedly happy..yet she had qualms..She confessed the same to her friends..An orgy of the best heads got together to rid her of her problems.They came up with solutions so indigenous that she could only laugh in merriment.By this time her gang and she were out of the dungeon of a department and had entered a narrow corridor.It was teeming with people;a few coming out,and many more entering the dungeon.At this precise moment several things happened at once.A peal of laughter rang from the group as someone made a witty comment..She laughed and swirled around to her right and in an instant,a bloke who was entering the corridor had the fortune of 'almost' kissing her.It was only for half a second but it was timeless!Her gang,as shameless as ever went on a laughing spree..He blushed and paled at the same time.She was laughing at the incident..rather exhilarating,with tears streaming down her face..Tears..not of happiness..but of a wild collage of emotions..

I guess all fairy tales did have a provenance of comedy.A comedy whose depth one can appreciate only after a certain period in one's life.

Probably the one who visited Cinderella before the ball was just a wealthy patron of hers!

May be Sleeping Beauty was renewed of her life after the kiss because her lover was also a medico!:P

You never know!!

I'd like to heartily thank the protagonist for having given me the pleasure to witness a  surreal fairy tail in my extremely materialistic and technical college.;):D