Luck- Defined by variables good or bad[say L:) and L:( ]
This gives rise to an length 4 truth table along with the translation below:
L:) L:) ->The World at your feet!![You're a like jubiliant zoozoo in love]
L:) L:( ->You're just about fine.[You're a zoozoo who's had trouble understanding his bills]
L:( L:) ->DITTO![ "" ""]
L:( L:( ->Dude!You're screwed! [You're the zoozoo who reads the market updates from the newspaper and has a stroke]
I've been in category 2 and 3 for the past few years with occasional outbursts of candition 1. But the periodicity of the 4th condition is almost baffling nowadays. The periodicity being 6 months.
Humans use a concept called 'lucky number' to foolishly increase their chances of being in category 1. And I use a concept called 'unlucky number' to stay away from category 4
104
The number which brews within me, a storm of uncertainity and anxiety. A number I stay away from more than a 420 or a 21/12/2012!
I hate this number!In case you're wondering why..Here's why--It is the one classroom in BMSCE that always manages to threaten my chances of clearing a paper despite the level of easiness/difficulty it poses to others. One foot into the classroom and I know something is amiss. My adrenaline level peaks expecting a bloody onslaught. Stupid brain of mine. How I wish I could let it know that it is the neurons that need to run at blinding speeds..not my legs!! Ironicaly, with each new dose of adrenaline being pumped into my body, my legs harden and refuse to embrace the darkness that stands to obliterate me completely. The exam becomes a war with only one casualty -just me!
*Sigh*
How I wish I could obliterate the classroom somehow!:(
PS-If the date of birth is a lucky number, in my case, my lucky number== my unlucky number!
Hmph!!Talk about luck!!:X
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Shit!!;)
The following promises to be a butt-load of crap..but then again..like the Surf Excel ['Daag achhe hain 'ad]..I imagine the advertisers of Harpic saying 'Crap acche hain!' to convince myself in order to keep up with the weird nonsense my mind is conjuring up right now.Wow..I'm unminding my own mind!! --My mind became the butt of the kannada jokes..the likes of which are--[Diversion No 1]
Suryan ge torcha?!
Conductor ge ticketaa?!:P
You get the idea!
Before Diversion 2 comes along I'll get to the main point of this post..SHIT!Just a couple of days ago, I happened to watch this movie-500 days of Summer. Absolute bullshit!Well, boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. A couple of days and a dozen of make-out sessions later-Boy's fallen for the girl, loves her, skips along in the park, hugs strangers in his merriment on having found the perfect girl.[*yawn*]The girl says 'Err..this is going nowhere. Lets just be friends'![*Way to go girl!Clap clap clap!*] Well you get the idea. Nothing profound about the movie --except for one dialogue; The dialogue delivered by the love-crazed maniac after being dumped by 'the one'.He says[while referring to his job as a greeting card writer] -- 'There's enough shit in this world without me contributing to it." I paused the player, stared outside the window for one long moment, an act which my family would've mistaken for a momentary black-out taking over me had they been in the room] ..I asked myself if the same was true in my case. Would there be no difference if I stopped contributing shit to this world?![And for all you extra creative[?] people shit is not a similie for potty!!]
The answer clearly rang in my head!And for the first time in ages I got an affirmative, almost encouraging answer from somewhere within the depths of my [?] [head mind or heart?!It's all very confusing when people use different allusions to the same squeaky, irritating voice that originates in places unknown within the body!--crap!Diversion No -2...Dammit!]
As I was saying I got an affirmative, almost encouraging answer from ___[I give up! you decide!]It seemed to show confidence and pride in my skills of making up shit! And for the first time ever in my pessimistic existence I found hope; a hope that guaranteed the fact that I was sent to planet earth for a special purpose..even if it meant making up shit. ![Yay mee!!]
Okay..Unminding my mind in order to mind it was kinda weird.Now I'm minding it to help it unmind itself..
Shit time up! Sadly, I've to allot my time to the different kinds of crap that confounds me. The crap being my course "Optic Fibres" in this case..Peace Out Amigos!!:)
PS-[Legal Diversion no 3 :P]If you're grumbling by now, I'd warned you that it was going to be a butt-load of crap!
Oh! Talking about crap reminds me-A kickass 'crap' joke features in Paa..[the real crap--don't be alarmed though- nothing graphical has been included;)]
Suryan ge torcha?!
Conductor ge ticketaa?!:P
You get the idea!
Before Diversion 2 comes along I'll get to the main point of this post..SHIT!Just a couple of days ago, I happened to watch this movie-500 days of Summer. Absolute bullshit!Well, boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. A couple of days and a dozen of make-out sessions later-Boy's fallen for the girl, loves her, skips along in the park, hugs strangers in his merriment on having found the perfect girl.[*yawn*]The girl says 'Err..this is going nowhere. Lets just be friends'![*Way to go girl!Clap clap clap!*] Well you get the idea. Nothing profound about the movie --except for one dialogue; The dialogue delivered by the love-crazed maniac after being dumped by 'the one'.He says[while referring to his job as a greeting card writer] -- 'There's enough shit in this world without me contributing to it." I paused the player, stared outside the window for one long moment, an act which my family would've mistaken for a momentary black-out taking over me had they been in the room] ..I asked myself if the same was true in my case. Would there be no difference if I stopped contributing shit to this world?![And for all you extra creative[?] people shit is not a similie for potty!!]
The answer clearly rang in my head!And for the first time in ages I got an affirmative, almost encouraging answer from somewhere within the depths of my [?] [head mind or heart?!It's all very confusing when people use different allusions to the same squeaky, irritating voice that originates in places unknown within the body!--crap!Diversion No -2...Dammit!]
As I was saying I got an affirmative, almost encouraging answer from ___[I give up! you decide!]It seemed to show confidence and pride in my skills of making up shit! And for the first time ever in my pessimistic existence I found hope; a hope that guaranteed the fact that I was sent to planet earth for a special purpose..even if it meant making up shit. ![Yay mee!!]
Okay..Unminding my mind in order to mind it was kinda weird.Now I'm minding it to help it unmind itself..
Shit time up! Sadly, I've to allot my time to the different kinds of crap that confounds me. The crap being my course "Optic Fibres" in this case..Peace Out Amigos!!:)
PS-[Legal Diversion no 3 :P]If you're grumbling by now, I'd warned you that it was going to be a butt-load of crap!
Oh! Talking about crap reminds me-A kickass 'crap' joke features in Paa..[the real crap--don't be alarmed though- nothing graphical has been included;)]
Friday, December 4, 2009
30 things people know( or dont know) about me
Okay..Here's an idea I've totally ripped off from another blog I saw..But the idea was great nonetheless..So..what the heck!
1) I need to know my life will be adventurous and colourful at all times..Else I hyperventilate-and droop down in misery and depression.
2)I don't brush my teeth in the night, unless I need to pretend and establish a good impression on my dental hygiene on my company.
3)I' m a total sucker for romantic movies..Anything lovey dovey always finds itself on my list of downloadable movies.
4)I hate people who're two faced..And hate that I've to be the same sometimes..
5)I love waking up and staring out of my window and just let the moment be.
6)I hate it when I can't retain friends..One of the most depressing things on planet earth.
7)I love it when I wake up at 9 am on a rainy Sunday and know that the day ahead will be an absolute bliss.
8)I secretly hope that the people I love don't ever get mad at me...else I'd mentally be handicapped.
9)I hope that the world will end on 2012..!Coz I know I wont die somehow n I'l find my Edward!!
10)I love talking to Manisha and Nandini because I know no matter what we talk we'll never end up being mad or angry.It sorts in the end!:)
11)I dream of a perfect proposal..Almost superhuman![Yes yes..not like me at all you'd say..We'll you dunno me enough I'd say):P
12)I'd rather be funny than pretty.
13)I know I'll have a fantastic career somehow..Despite how badly I've been faring in every aspect of life.
14)I'd say yes to Ryan Gosling in a heartbeat.
15)I adore songs that refurbish my idea of a perfect life.
16)I secretly hoped to be an actress someday..I see the hope fading away now.
17)If I had to choose between a movie at the cinemas and a quiet day at home..I'd choose home..
18)I love writing poems when I'm inspired.
20)I hate it when my friends aren't on the same level as I am don't understand what I'm going through.
21)I imagine myself sitting behind a conference table, and talk in a manner so suave that every word meant to be a whip on my peeps' ass[yeah!I'll have my own peeps!]becomes source of inspiration to them..[Wish that happens!]
22)I'm offended by sexists[misogynists to be particular]!For God's sakes!We're all human!
23)On some days..a pair of my favourite jeans is all I need to pick my confidence up.
24)I'm a loner..through and through..And enjoy talking to very few people.I categorize people into just two categories..boring and interesting.
25)I sometimes wish the person I like could read my mind and I could read his.. But then again I'd lose interest in the person ..Yeah..that's part of the deal..Cant take in too much of a human..see!That's why I need a superhuman!
26)I find talking to certain people stressful..but not talking to them makes me even more stressful!
27)If you want to make me happy, just take me to a gol gappa corner. If you need to piss me off, talk about why men are better than women.
28)You lose my trust and the deal is off..Snip..Snip..Snip..that's how long it's going to take..
29)I find it funny when people call me rude..:D Not that I'm not..its just that they deserve my rudeness somehow :P
30)I need to login to my email account atleast twice a day.It's a part of who I am and the world I live in.
PS--I don't know why I wrote what Ive written above.,..Unfortunately, I'm more complex than a strand of DNA. These 30 things make up .00003% of who I am..:D
1) I need to know my life will be adventurous and colourful at all times..Else I hyperventilate-and droop down in misery and depression.
2)I don't brush my teeth in the night, unless I need to pretend and establish a good impression on my dental hygiene on my company.
3)I' m a total sucker for romantic movies..Anything lovey dovey always finds itself on my list of downloadable movies.
4)I hate people who're two faced..And hate that I've to be the same sometimes..
5)I love waking up and staring out of my window and just let the moment be.
6)I hate it when I can't retain friends..One of the most depressing things on planet earth.
7)I love it when I wake up at 9 am on a rainy Sunday and know that the day ahead will be an absolute bliss.
8)I secretly hope that the people I love don't ever get mad at me...else I'd mentally be handicapped.
9)I hope that the world will end on 2012..!Coz I know I wont die somehow n I'l find my Edward!!
10)I love talking to Manisha and Nandini because I know no matter what we talk we'll never end up being mad or angry.It sorts in the end!:)
11)I dream of a perfect proposal..Almost superhuman![Yes yes..not like me at all you'd say..We'll you dunno me enough I'd say):P
12)I'd rather be funny than pretty.
13)I know I'll have a fantastic career somehow..Despite how badly I've been faring in every aspect of life.
14)I'd say yes to Ryan Gosling in a heartbeat.
15)I adore songs that refurbish my idea of a perfect life.
16)I secretly hoped to be an actress someday..I see the hope fading away now.
17)If I had to choose between a movie at the cinemas and a quiet day at home..I'd choose home..
18)I love writing poems when I'm inspired.
20)I hate it when my friends aren't on the same level as I am don't understand what I'm going through.
21)I imagine myself sitting behind a conference table, and talk in a manner so suave that every word meant to be a whip on my peeps' ass[yeah!I'll have my own peeps!]becomes source of inspiration to them..[Wish that happens!]
22)I'm offended by sexists[misogynists to be particular]!For God's sakes!We're all human!
23)On some days..a pair of my favourite jeans is all I need to pick my confidence up.
24)I'm a loner..through and through..And enjoy talking to very few people.I categorize people into just two categories..boring and interesting.
25)I sometimes wish the person I like could read my mind and I could read his.. But then again I'd lose interest in the person ..Yeah..that's part of the deal..Cant take in too much of a human..see!That's why I need a superhuman!
26)I find talking to certain people stressful..but not talking to them makes me even more stressful!
27)If you want to make me happy, just take me to a gol gappa corner. If you need to piss me off, talk about why men are better than women.
28)You lose my trust and the deal is off..Snip..Snip..Snip..that's how long it's going to take..
29)I find it funny when people call me rude..:D Not that I'm not..its just that they deserve my rudeness somehow :P
30)I need to login to my email account atleast twice a day.It's a part of who I am and the world I live in.
PS--I don't know why I wrote what Ive written above.,..Unfortunately, I'm more complex than a strand of DNA. These 30 things make up .00003% of who I am..:D
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