Saturday, March 28, 2009

Dream 1:Jai Ho?!dont think so!

This happened a few days ago...
Happened to hear that Frieda Pinto's the next Bond girl and was disgusted with the news.Went on to surmise what would have happened if I knew A.R. personally..[:P]This insane thought costed me a few hours of dreamless sleep:(

Dingy rooms...Dark corridors like alleyways...familiar..very familiar..
The next second a huge book blocks my view...Its yellow,soft-bound with the name 'Yarborough' printed across it.My mind flips through all the monstrous books we've been made to digest..A linear search or a bubble search [god knows which!] results in 'Logic DEsign by Yarborough'I look around and see people running helter-skelter towards the lab.
Must be internals I figure...
It's around 12:30pm.A few people i know come in complete desi apparel.Not very surprising,especially during the internal time:P.
Suddenly the man of the moment makes an entrance.We pray its Venkatesh Sir,the ultra cool new lecturer who's hardly a year or two  senior to us.Luck shines scorchingly on us!Turns out its the OScar winner A.R saab!
The scene's almost comical.HE enters,smiles and waves...The extra tensed,sleep deprived friends of mine stand up and begin to cheer..loud and enthusiastic..completely forgetting that an exam would commence in a few minutes.Ashwin and a few other die hard fans stand up and salute as though the national anthem is being sung.He responds in kind and then makes an announcement that numbs us all.
"Yes thank you"..The applause and the cheer slowly dies.
"Your test has been postponed for twelve hours .It will precisely start at 12:30 am."
Manju and Kiran hug and jump around like long lost brothers.Ashwin bows his head in great respect for AR.The Gandhi's swear under their breath.The girls make  hurried phone calls back home.
Anyway the dingy rooms and labs get dingier by the minute...Everyone's groggy eyed..Its almost 12:00 am..And I'm about to puke on the book..The atrocious ____ that had befallen us was mind numbing![___ because I really dunno if the situation was nice or crappy!]On one hand we had AR inv
igilating us..On the other we've to wait for 12 hours for a LOGIC DESIGN test!Whatta crappy logic and a creepier design!!At this point of time...I  wake myself up..curse again and fall flat. .As strange it would seem the dream continues..but its all very hazy..AR introduces us to his fiance who's teeth on the upper left mandible seems to be strangely blackened...Gives her an initially awkward but a tight bearhug,asks her to take care of us.So at 12:30 am,Logic Design internal..and who's the proctor?!A lady with half a jaw that's white and the rest black!!!!How much more crappier can a situation get?!?!
By this time I am so infuriated I wake myself up again..look outta the window...thank my fortune for having never met AR and finally go back to dreamless sleep...

FYI:My cousin's had the fortune of meeting him though..:)
I've uploaded a pic of the same...
Way to go Vasu!!;)