Never has such a string of profanities sprung up in my mind, in so little a time; and never have I exerted so much self-control upon my mouth to keep them from materializing into audible sound waves . I now know the reason behind the existence of the plethora of swear words in every possible language and dialect known to human kind. This new discovery makes German curious and intriguing to me. If I were a German at the afore mentioned moment, my tongue would probably have been cut into a million pieces ( Not in India, the Middle East may be :P)
In an attempt to get away from all the unpleasantness and disappointment, I write this post.Unfortunately my brain's dead,[not that it was ever fully alive anyway] and all I have are more expletives springing up.. It is ironic that one of the most disappointing days should be associated with the birthday of someone I really like![PS-Vas!!It's Carlisle's b'day today!!Just found out:)]
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Beep Beep BEep..!!![To be interpreted as System Shutdown due to expletive overload!!]
IQ level--.001[beyond scope of resolution]
Anyway..Happy B'day Peter!:)Hope you've had a better day than I did!
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ReplyDeleteAn Emmett would do!:P
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ReplyDeleteu must know that einstein used only 10% =.1 of his brain..which implies ppl like me use .0000001 of our brain and u tell ur iq has dropped to .001 which is still great!!(which also implies ur iq was even better b4 u got emotional and it'l surely reach close to einstein's when u r emotionally strong)
ReplyDelete& this comment also implies im writing crap with crappier statics and meaningless sentences!
percentile baby!percentile!;):D
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