Post 2:Unemployment or Funemployment?!!

Well the saga of 7Th semester continues..Rather the raga continues..With every moment honey coated with the conked up jokes that the gangsters of 13B[literally:P!!] come up with.The next significant event that came up was the placements.Attending placements is like going a wedding.You dress up.You go with the hope of giving your taste buds a vacation from the mundane food,only to realize that you're in the wrong wedding hall and your presence is no longer solicited!Gaudy dresses replaced by bland formals,the gift to the bride and the groom analogous to the embarrassingly little technical skills of the resume.NDS ,NetApp ,Subex ,NI..the companies comeand go .End result..no one from A section gets placed!!This reality is somehow oddly comforting,sometimes even soothing to the very core!It isn't every year that a bunch of the 40+ EC crowd[read- brillianter than the brilliantest] do not get placed by any of the big shot companies!We're creating history here!The twin brains somehow manage to make a guest appearance in all the interviews .The story never goes beyond that.I wish they could show their twin middle fingers to the interviewer the next time they're shown the door!I mean.. common!If they don't make it,what hope do half baked brains like me have?!!For all our sakes I fervently hope that the twins get placed!and then may be we can placate them to treat us[:P].Okay okay..! My imagination goes outside the realm of possibility sometimes!
So bottom line--Who am I now?!!
The seal in the picture above!Someone not placed.. fat and unemployed..someone who's going to turn up to the Aricent placement tomorrow minus the formals and the resume.
Hopefully I'll be able to smile back at this post in a few years time finding it churlish and actually be placed and thin and employed!![to be read as ..rich,famous,smart and owns a private jet]
As for now I've a feeling my IQ will drop ten points if I continue penning down this nonsense..So..Peace out!