You know you're corporate,
*When you wear socks with your favorite floaters.
*When you change your socks, as it doesn't color co-ordinatine with the floaters.
*When you remove the floaters altogether,because they aint formal.
*When imaginary, solid strong strings tug at your heart, at the sight of an unused pair of jeans lying crumpled and unused.
*When realizing that you've forgotten your ID, means a lot more headache than talking your way out of a grumpy ol' guard at the gate.
*When virgin white walls of the buildings gives you the creeps.
*When a infinite supply of coffee and tea, simply implies more work.
*When a lady smiles at you and you instantly smile back,knowing fully well that it isn't personal and that she's just doing her job.
*When a cupboard full of tees hoot gloriously for your attention, and all you can do is pick up the silent, boring kurta.
*When you know that no one can give you a proxy and vice versa.
*When the innocence is gone and no one thinks twice about having lost it.
*When you know the whole schedule for the day.
*When your gut wrenches at the sight of your college and the phenomenal college days.
PS- Sadly, I'm not complaining. I wish I were, but I'm not. I'm simply observing. Guess that makes me corporate. 'Boohoo!Get on with it', snorts a corporate being from within.
The End.
