Thursday, February 26, 2009


Chandler:You know Donald Duck doesnt wear pants.But when he's out to take a shower he has a towel wrapped around his legs.I mean ....what's that about?!

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It isn't a comedy...It's a Laughter Gala!

It isn't a melodrama..It aint a soap..

It isn'y just any other sitcom...

IT'S FRIENDS!

It's the one show which was responsible for adding a new colour to my engineering livelihood..

It unleashed a part of me I never knew existed..It brought me face to face [rather mind to face!]with my wacky self..

Its taught me

That it rocks to be a moron![HElloowwwww Chandler!!]

It aint such a big deal if one's unemployed! instead it gives you all the more time to hang out with the one's you love...[Courtesy Monica]

To never stop beliving in yourself and your instincts...[Thanks Rachael!]

To always say what you feel no matter how weird you me llok or sound[Heyya Pheebs!]

n most importantly..

YOu will find true love even if you're dumped..not only by your life but also by your three wives[Howz it goin Ross?!];)

PS....

In my circle of friends I'm Ross..!

The others are Shru and Teju..they're Chanoey...a complex homogenous mixture of Chandler and Joey..They're inseparable..just like the latter are..!:D.The martinet Monica's our very own Manisha..![true to her character she showed her volcanic self when I left her out of this post..A thousand billion apologies...Dontcha worry..I'll compensate by reciting to you my dreams;)]

We've yet to find Gunther and Janice though:P

All applications for nutcases are invited....

Minimum qualification-Must be atleast 80% all conked up.

We're waiting;)

Thursday, February 12, 2009

PINK CHADDI BRIGADE!!

Smile....because when you do...your victimiser loses his thrill to victimise you.

Brilliant that they are,the IT and corporate honchos of Namma Bengaluru seemed to have understood the significance of the above quoted words.They're out to dismantle this madness simply by slashing the egos and maniacal fanticism of the jobless Sri Rama Sene with the sharpest of satirical swords and words.[and ofcourse pink,polka dotted chaddis!!]Hats off Bengaluru!!
As I sat comtemplating the 'mission' and 'responsibility' the Sri Rama Sene have taken upon themselves I could not help but smile at the obvious loop hole of their Valentine mission.Thanks to them tens if not hundreds of couple who are betrothed but cannot muster up enough courage to stand up to their parents will be duly given a mangal sutra and be married in a couple of minutes happily bidding farewell to all the family drama that would follow otherwise.
One of my friends even pointed out..If a girl's rejected a boy's proposal,all that he has to do is simply stand beside her and mouth the words 'I Love YOu Too' in full glare of the Rama Sene...I swear!He'll consider himself the luckiest man in the years to come...what with all the recession clawing at your wallets , an immediate marriage to someone he madly loves without having to mindlessly empty his wallet in numerous cafes is indeed a blessing in disguise!;)
Ironically Rama Seneš ridiculous modus operandi sounds very similar to the SPice Girl's Wannabe lyrics in my head..:D
It goes something like
[as told to the guys by the SRR :P]

If you wanna be her lover,
if you wanna be her friend..
Make it last forever coz our Hindu rules wont bend!!
If you wanna be her lover, you've mangal sutra to give,
Romancing is too easy, but that's the way it is!
If you wanna be her lover, you gotta, you gotta, you
gotta,
you gotta, you gotta marry or we'l be your fiends!
we'll
Slam your body down and wind it all around!
Slam your body down and wind it all around!
Slam your body down and wind it all around!!
Slam your body down zigazig ahhh!:D


Friday, February 6, 2009

It's coming...

These dark and murky days of recession is something that has touched everyone's existance.

From the chaiwala who's already diluting the tea to great extents to the corporate giants who've begun to dismantle and dilute the man-power in their respective organisations.

It's hit everyone..and it's hit 'em hard.

As an engineer I cant help but wonder if it's going to devour on our career as well..

Just a few days ago I underwent pre-placement training along with scores of others to ensure that we wouldn't be left behind in the rat race for 'THE" job that would set-off in 6 months time.For few the entire affair seemed outlandish while for a majority of them it seemed to be a bare necessity.For me it was as if I've been put to steer the tiller of a barge and made incharge to sail it through a hurricane.It seems to me all I've been able to accomplish is just head it straight into the face of the hurricane without being able to manoeuver it,sailing against the tide,rather than with it,not because I was ignorant but simply because I did not know how to!!
The entire affair seems very war-like to me.The corporate sector waits ambushing with prodigius patience to hire the right candidate.Hundreds of them hope to be that 'right candidate'.Considering the recession,its common knowledge that only the best would be chosenEveryone's getting their swords sharpened,saving the best of the tunics for the D-day.
All I'm doing is simply keeping my sanity in the midst of this hurricane.I've a long way to go before I reach the shore and face the corporate giant.While on this journey,my gamut has been increasing far and wide.It has somehow given me a new perspective to the entire scenario.The recession's devoured the livelihood of millions.Warriors are trying to best it by their wile or their smiles.No one knows where and when we shall see the shore.Everyone's destined;but to what is camouflaged by  nature.

So while I'm finally halfway into the treacherous mouth of this hurricane ,I know I do not need the answers now.I absolutely do not!There is nothing much that I can do other simply enjoy the madness of this hurricane....